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Why buy a normal chair when you can have a Tleilaxu engineered Chairdog? It will gently cradle your back as it adjusts its tail muscles to fit your shape. We know your number one concern - do you have to feed it, and if so, does it poop? Thanks to modern technology, all you need to do is pop a sustenance capsule into its feeding container (located beneath the chair) and empty its odor-controlled waste cannister once per month. Our Chairdogs come in all shapes and sizes - we can even clone and transform your beloved pets, for a small additional charge.
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~Jaronovaster Oct 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Does it come with an authentic Old Terra leash?
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~2wingo May 30, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Of course, if you've been infected with Bene Gesserit biological scourges, we'll have to charge extra for strength and width. That means YOU, Vladimir Harkonnen.
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:iconringmasterbent:
Haha, well I guess at some point you have to abandon the luxury and go for the floaties.
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Whoops, did not mean to post the same comment twice!
Sorry!
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Cool pic!
Hope I don't get flea bites from sitting on this.
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:iconringmasterbent:
I'm guessing if they can genetically remove the head from the thing, they probably don't charge much extra to put in some sort of parasite repelling skin secretion. Ah, that sounds lovely.
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:iconsilenthillasylum:
Cool pic!
Hope I don't get flea bites from sitting on this.
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That chair actually looks like I would be quite comfortable to sit in...
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Dog fall out of your orinthopter? NO PROBLEMO! We can make a ghola of your beloved Snoofie in six to ten weeks or your solari back!

I wish the resolution was higher so I could see the detail better. My personal visulatilization of chairdogs was always something closer to a bull dog or blood hound or something with a real droppy face, but lying prone.
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