Why buy a normal chair when you can have a Tleilaxu engineered Chairdog? It will gently cradle your back as it adjusts its tail muscles to fit your shape. We know your number one concern - do you have to feed it, and if so, does it poop? Thanks to modern technology, all you need to do is pop a sustenance capsule into its feeding container (located beneath the chair) and empty its odor-controlled waste cannister once per month. Our Chairdogs come in all shapes and sizes - we can even clone and transform your beloved pets, for a small additional charge.