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Chairdog by RingmasterBent Chairdog by RingmasterBent
Why buy a normal chair when you can have a Tleilaxu engineered Chairdog? It will gently cradle your back as it adjusts its tail muscles to fit your shape. We know your number one concern - do you have to feed it, and if so, does it poop? Thanks to modern technology, all you need to do is pop a sustenance capsule into its feeding container (located beneath the chair) and empty its odor-controlled waste cannister once per month. Our Chairdogs come in all shapes and sizes - we can even clone and transform your beloved pets, for a small additional charge.
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ucumari Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
muy buena y excelente propaganda
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Jaronovaster Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Does it come with an authentic Old Terra leash?
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Grinning-Cat Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2008
Lovely chair.
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2wingo Featured By Owner May 30, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Of course, if you've been infected with Bene Gesserit biological scourges, we'll have to charge extra for strength and width. That means YOU, Vladimir Harkonnen.
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RingmasterBent Featured By Owner May 31, 2008
Haha, well I guess at some point you have to abandon the luxury and go for the floaties.
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SilentHillAsylum Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2007
Whoops, did not mean to post the same comment twice!
Sorry!
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SilentHillAsylum Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2007
Cool pic!
Hope I don't get flea bites from sitting on this.
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RingmasterBent Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2007
I'm guessing if they can genetically remove the head from the thing, they probably don't charge much extra to put in some sort of parasite repelling skin secretion. Ah, that sounds lovely.
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SilentHillAsylum Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2007
Cool pic!
Hope I don't get flea bites from sitting on this.
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XuhanShi Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2005
That chair actually looks like I would be quite comfortable to sit in...
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happypeepeehead Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2004
Dog fall out of your orinthopter? NO PROBLEMO! We can make a ghola of your beloved Snoofie in six to ten weeks or your solari back!

I wish the resolution was higher so I could see the detail better. My personal visulatilization of chairdogs was always something closer to a bull dog or blood hound or something with a real droppy face, but lying prone.
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RingmasterBent Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2004
Haha that's sick! Yours would have a face?
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happypeepeehead Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2004
The way I pictured it, the face was saw elongated horizontally that the muzzle would go between the legs of the sitter. Beverage stand I guess?
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RingmasterBent Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2004
Sick.
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TooSerious Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2004   Digital Artist
How horribly wonderful!

*pets it*


-- N
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nunomarques Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2004
:omg: Very good :D
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Hatzilla Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2004
xD I want one..
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